What more can I say than reow, reow, double reow! The Italian sculptor, artist and general genius Michelangelo, masterminded this 5.17 meter masterpiece of a standing male nude between 1501 and 1504. Might I say time well spent darling!



With a replica in the same place as David originally stood in the public square Piazza Signoria, outside the Palazzo Vecchio, crowds draw in daily. David might be a marble statue but there's no stopping me.



Beware, you can look but not touch!